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John Rabb

June 18, 2008

Position: Reviews Writer (Metal)

Location: Los Angeles, CA

Bio: John Rabb is exactly like the characters he writes about. He is very tough and has been known to break a Vienna roll with his bare hands. He lives in a French Provincial chateau on Mulholland Drive. It is a fairly small place of forty-eight rooms and fifty-nine baths. He dines off gold plates and prefers to be waited on by naked dancing girls. He has fourteen telephones on his desk, including direct lines to New York, London, Paris, Rome, and Santa Rosa. He does not regard himself as a dead shot, but is pretty dangerous with a wet towel. All in all his favorite weapon is the twenty dollar bill.

Likes: Metaaaaaaaaal!!!! Lamb of God, Black Sabbath, Slayer, White Zombie, Motorhead, Pantera, Opeth, Hank III & Superjoint Ritual, Amon Armoth, Black Flag, Bad Religion, Chimaira, Guns N Roses, and Throwdown.

Columns At CWG: Album Reviews, All Things Heavy

Kelly Byrd

June 13, 2008

Position: Live Show Correspondent (East Coast)

Location: New York, NY

Bio: You may have heard I run with a dangerous crowd. We ain’t too pretty, we ain’t too proud. We might be laughing a bit too loud, but that never hurt no one.

Likes: I ♥ a little of everything, mainly alternative, blues, classical, disco, easy-listening, folk, funk, indie, grunge, hip-hop, jazz (classic, smooth, freeform), latin, new-wave, pop, punk, R&B, reggae, rock, show tunes (yeah, I said it!), soul and world.

Columns At CWG: Live And Direct

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