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Emily O’Neill

June 13, 2008

Position: Dating Columnist

Location: New York, NY

Bio: Big fan of commitment-phobes. Can’t cook but is a terrific eater. Compensates for overall lack of nutrition with overload of gummy vitamins. Awesome at darts…in spite of what you might have heard.

Likes: The Black Keys, Iron & Wine, Allman Brothers, Animal Collective, Vampire Weekend, Alison Krauss, Martha Wainwright, Feist, Norah Jones, and is a Taylor Swift fanatic (now that Kanye made a scene)



Myspace: phrase coined and exploited by men who claim to need breathing space but really just don’t want you around.